Ever since Paul's Tuesday night Republican primary victory in the Kentucky Senate race, some strange things have been happening.
A sudden surge in economic activity has swept the country. Sales are up in seemingly unrelated industries with activity unevenly distributed across the country.
To find out more about this amazing phenomenon, follow me beneath the crease.
(Carefully considering what I'm going to say next...something insightful and appropriate to the station of this fine man. This very, terribly, fine, fine chunk o' man.)
Now, I've been peering, discretely, at this photo over the course of the afternoon, I can no longer contain myself. (Crap! I'm lying. I've been staring at this picture so long it's burned into my rods and cones. Satisfied?)
Michelle Obama smiles an awful lot. I think I know why. Her Hubs is three kinds of gorgeous.
Da-aaa-ang!
(Checking to see if I'm back yet...NO!)
This will be the first president women will be throwing undie-plundies and hotel keys at.
New York (UP URS) - In a new Gallop Poll released today, 37% of Americans admitted that they can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground. The poll's spokeswoman, Ima Troglodyte, noted that another 33% claimed they can't find their ass with both hands.
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